A Feast for the Eyes

So April was a lax month for Decadence in terms of sending new and old stories through the blog, but rest assured it's been an active month in the life of Decadence (which in turn creates more stories to tell).

Sorry, I'm not sorry.

To satisfy your thirst for more...here is a picture log of the days Decadence has spent while not posting new material:

Fortunately this man is not in 

Decadence's kickball league.

~|~ Decadence has been playing kickball as a part of the well known: "Growler Girls" on the team the Rubba Bustas. Not to be confused with the Rubber Busters which might suggest something less than pure.

Responsibilities of being a part of "Growler Girls" include, but are not limited to:

-Bringing a growler of brewery fresh beer to the field
-Outrageous and unannounced dress-up parties
-Dominating the kickball field
-Flip Cup
-Setting the dance floor ablaze
-Being the source of obscene amounts of noise
-Heckling


~|~ Recently, while at a beachside establishment,
Decadence came across an alarming sight:

BARBIE ORGY

The toys of our youth can't even keep it G-rated...

Penthouses of local skyscrapers have recently become a frequent hangout...

The view from the top...of the world

Decadence has been gaining entry into the most exclusive of VIP sections

This one only allowed the patron to visually enter the VIP section,
something only Decadence was able to do

Decadence only drives a dawn. It's really the worst way to travel, the sunrise constantly urges her to stare versus watching the road.

This day she appeased it by snapping a shot of it in place of staring.

Of COURSE Decadence spies on her neighbors under the guise of a "Neighborhood Watch"

This neighbor, a particularly unique individual, chooses to water his
absurdly large front yard garden with urine.

In Decadence's line of work, she comes across many situations that one could only handle in the moment. Rather than create the necessity to visualize these situations by giving you descriptive text, here is a picture splash:

Chair throwing

Brief periods of quiet, interrupted by the sounds of this guy

The ever escalating food fight, ending in tears and bloodshed

Ginger wall scaling

Decadence also employs snake charming techniques to gather the crowds at work as well as distract others from the pandemonium going on around them

~|~ After days like that it may be easy to see that in order to counteract the madness, she must find and run with a wild, but elite crowd...the likes of which are pictured here

Although Decadence and friends have much less conflict than this zoo crew

Ultimately, this is to prevent a general freak-out, because alas...

There's never any time.

Decadence promises that May will be a more active story-telling month in blog land. 

Deuces